Internal Monologue

My evil plan is to seduce a seduce a woman and lure her back to my house. Once it is clear she is coming home with me, I'd jokingly toss out the classic "Perhaps you'd like to see my etchings?" line. When she is at my house, I'd actually show her some etchings. And all the etchings would be of Rick Astley. MOOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Here's some geekitude for yall: There's also...Portal Kombat!

It's not a lot of beef, but the process does use some animal products. Here's the link .

...then maybe I'd do this: http://dilbert.com/blog/entry/money_making_scheme/

This place is trying to hire like crazy . Here's a list of openings: Current Openings Business Development Senior Business Development / Developer Relations Manager Engineering Android Engineers (multiple positions) Big Data Software Engineer Build and Release Manager Javascript Engineer (multiple positions) Lead Platform Engineer MySQL Guru Product Manager - Analytics QA Manager QA Mobile Engineer QA Server Engineer Ruby on Rails Engineers (multiple positions) Senior Product Manager Software Engineering Manager - Mobile Software Engineering Manager - Server Sr. IT Systems Administrator Web Developer Back-End Marketing Graphic/Web Designer Sales and Marketing Intern Visual/UI Designer Web Developer Operations Sales Engineer Lots of good things: friendly people, free food and drink, mobile gaming social networking and e-commerce. And a big kickback to me if you tell them you heard about it through me!

Celebrating five years of shouting into the ether. Thanks to all my readers an commenters!

I don't suppose the folks at the Pentagon remember that Homer's "The Odyssey" takes place over a period of ten years as the hero struggles to get back home after participating in a decade-long war.