Internal Monologue

My evil plan is to seduce a seduce a woman and lure her back to my house. Once it is clear she is coming home with me, I'd jokingly toss out the classic "Perhaps you'd like to see my etchings?" line. When she is at my house, I'd actually show her some etchings. And all the etchings would be of Rick Astley. MOOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Here's some geekitude for yall: There's also...Portal Kombat!

It's not a lot of beef, but the process does use some animal products. Here's the link .

...then maybe I'd do this: http://dilbert.com/blog/entry/money_making_scheme/