Troll bard

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People try to cut me down (talkin' 'bout regeneration)
Just because I'm green and brown (talkin' 'bout regeneration)
I don't need no s-s-saving throw (talkin' 'bout regeneration)
Hack my limbs and they regrow (talkin' 'bout regeneration)

This is regeneration
This is regeneration, baby

Why don't you all r-run away (talkin' 'bout regeneration)
I'm really very hard to s-s-slay (talkin' 'bout regeneration)
Unless you've got di-s-s-sintegration (talkin' 'bout regeneration)
I'll come back by re-g-g-generation (talkin' 'bout regeneration)

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