Warning Iconography Reinterpreted, part 2

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WARNING: OVERLY-RIGID BODY ALIGNMENT WILL CAUSE SUBMERGED MERMAID TO BASH YOU ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A GLOWING BASEBALL BAT.
(Image from the same pool, of course.) Alternate interpretation:
DO NOT REPLACE YOUR LEFT ARM WITH A FAUCET BEFORE HURLING YOURSELF UPON THE STALAGMITES.

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