Warning Iconography reinterpreted

WARNING: SUPER-GLUING YOUR FOREHEAD TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OBSERVATION PLATFORM WILL RESULT IN TRIPLE LIGHTING STIKES TO THE NECK AND LOSS OF YOUR LEFT ARM AND LEG.

(Image seen on the edge of the pool on the 9th floor of the Sheraton here in downtown Indianapolis. When you're climbing out, it looks like this; those outside the pool see it right-side up.)

An alternate interpretation:

WARNING: ONE-ARMED ZOMBIES SHOULD NOT LEAP BALLETICALLY ABOVE THE CLOUDS, OR THEIR HEADS WILL IMPACT UPON THE ELECTRIFIED METAL PLATE.

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