He has a welding torch, jump jets, a holoprojector, a universal computer interface...

...but I bet you didn't know R2-D2 could do this as well (HT: Mad Latinist via email).

If the speaker in Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville" ever finds his lost shaker of salt, maybe he could get one of these to go with it. Of course, Internal Monologue readers know that "Margaritaville" is actually about something else entirely.

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