Friday, April 25, 2008

"There Can Be Only One!"

The immortal line from the cult classic movie Highlander is on the cover of this week's TIME:

Instead of another debate, Obama and Clinton should fight each other with claymores. Katanas would be OK, too. The victor would decapitate the loser, scream "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" and then become the Democratic nominee for president. Then they would sword fight McCain for the presidency. That would be teh awes0m3. But a bit unfair to McCain: due to injuries he suffered during his captivity in Vietnam he can't move his arms properly. Maybe McCain could let Joe Lieberman be his champion or something. (Via rubber hose.)


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