Tuesday, December 02, 2008

U.S. plot to kill Castro via old age nearing fruition

That's an Onion headline I just made up.


Blogger Niko said...

I like it!

6:02 AM, December 03, 2008  
Blogger grishnash said...

My contribution:

'Bradley Effect' leads to McCain electoral win

And I'll even throw in the opening sentence as a bonus:

Despite entrance polling showing Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) leading 365-173, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz) eked out a narrow 272-266 electoral college victory, apparently due to white electors overstating their willingness to vote for a black candidate.

6:26 PM, December 03, 2008  

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