Term of the Day: Saddlebacking
Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities
After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.
So does this happen a lot? Do Christian teens really engage in unprotected anal sex so they can preserve their virginities? (Are both their virginities considered preserved? Or just one partner?) Or is saddlebacking just something that strikes the less puritanical among us as hilariously funny, a good reason to engage in condescending mockery?
Another thought: how long before the first "saddlebacking" porn movie comes out? "Christian teens having unprotected anal sex" is the sort of thing there ought to be at least a dozen websites devoted to.