My Dream Job

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I am currently on indefinite furlough from my employer, so I've been thinking a lot about what I want my next job to be. I'm happy to say that I've thought of the perfect job for myself:
Lead Program Manager for the Humanity 2.0 mandatory software upgrade
This would use my project management skills, my cognitive psychology background, my insufferable arrogance, and my conviction that I know what is wrong with the human race.

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