Black comedian introduces John McCain
Alaska in the house!
Where the baby daddy at? Where he at?
You knocked her up, man? That’s cool. That’s cool.
You know that word ‘abstinence’—you know that mean ‘no fucking,’ right?
I guess they didn’t make that clear at the seminar.
‘So I just use this abstinence, that mean we can fuck all we want, right?’ No!
Via Sullivan, who says, "Made me spit half my latte on my laptop in a car somewhere in New Jersey now." Read the whole thing.