Terror reaction very silly: I'm not the only one

Remember when I said our reaction to the foiled terrorist plot was overblown? Apparently, I'm not the only one. Sullivan links to Kung Fu Monkey, who expresses similar sentiments:
I am absolutely buffaloed by the people who insist I man up and take it in the teeth for the great Clash of Civilizations -- "Come ON, people, this is the EPIC LAST WAR!! You just don't have the stones to face that fact head-on!" -- who at the whiff of an actual terror plot will, with no apparent sense of irony, transform and run around shrieking, eyes rolling and Hello Kitty panties flashing like Japanese schoolgirls who have just realized that the call is coming from inside the house!

I may have shared too much there.
I also like his placing the current US reaction in historical context:
FDR: Oh, I'm sorry, was wiping out our entire Pacific fleet supposed to intimidate us? We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and right now we're coming to kick your ass with brand new destroyers riveted by waitresses. How's that going to feel?

CHURCHILL: Yeah, you keep bombing us. We'll be in the pub, flipping you off. I'm slapping Rolls-Royce engines into untested flying coffins to knock you out of the skies, and then I'm sending angry Welshmen to burn your country from the Rhine to the Polish border.

US. NOW: BE AFRAID!! Oh God, the Brown Bad people could strike any moment! They could strike ... NOW!! AHHHH. Okay, how about .. NOW!! AAGAGAHAHAHHAG! Quick, do whatever we tell you, and believe whatever we tell you, or YOU WILL BE KILLED BY BROWN PEOPLE!! PUT DOWN THAT SIPPY CUP!!
And of course, the whole foiled plot is looking more pathetic by the day. Some of them didn't even have passports. Egad.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Yeah, I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees it this way. A terrorist's goal = create terror. They must have been laughing their asses off seeing little girls have to give up their tinkerbell lip glosses.
grishnash said…
We're not even consistent on how scared we are, though. I know that some airports are donating the items dumped at the airport to the homeless. Which essentially means that they're almost 100% confident that there are no harmful substances masquerading as personal hygiene products in this batch... But yet, they're still confiscating it....
Zachary Drake said…
Dude, that is totally schizophrenic (in the pop sense of the word). Someone please make our government stop doing stupid things.

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