Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Imagine: you bite into a wonderful oatmeal chocolate chip cookie...

(Photo from Who Wants Seconds?)

...only to discover it is an oatmeal raisin cookie.

Of course, you continue to eat. But deep inside your heart, a small child is weeping. Weeping beside a dead pony. A dead pony named "chip".

That feeling is one of the greatest disappointments in the world. I always check my cookies beforehand to avoid this.

2 Comments:

Blogger Miguel said...

I prefer raisin

10:09 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Zachary Drake said...

Then you are partly responsible for the dead ponies in my heart.

10:18 AM, March 29, 2007  

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