Pray away the gay in only THREE WEEKS!
The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive counseling convinced he is "completely heterosexual" and told an oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser.Um, yeah. His advisers are "trying to discern" why Haggard engaged in furtive homosexual prostitution. To quote a character in Tom Stoppard's Arcadia, "Need we look far?" Perhaps he acted out in that manner because he is gay and in major denial about it. After all, this is a guy who claimed he's struggled with homosexual feelings "all of [his] adult life".
Why Haggard chose to act out in that manner is something Haggard and his advisers are trying to discern, Ralph said.
That must have been some pretty "intensive counseling". This stuff is just too silly.