Out of Office auto-reply message for those who are always connected

Now that I have an iPhone, I'll probably have to change my out of office auto reply to something like this:

I am currently out of the office. Although modern communication devices render me perfectly able to read the email you just sent, I'm going to use my travel as an excuse to ignore it and blow you off. You, in turn, are free to use my physical absence as an excuse for procrastinating on whatever action item requires my input.