The Universally Applicable Insult Game (TM)

[WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE and UNPLEASANT IMAGERY]

The Universally Applicable Insult Game(TM) is where you come up with a insulting rant designed to be as denigrating as possible to your target. But there's a special rule: all insults in the rant must be applicable to human beings in general.

Here's an example:
You air-sucking, food-eating, water-gulping ape! Your father fucked your mother, and you squeeze nasty turds out your asshole! You're gonna die, you vertebrate. Go squirt piss out of your genitalia like your kind always do. Or swallow some chewed-up, spit soaked food after putting it in that hole in your face. Damn, you looked like you popped out of a distended vagina.

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