What NOT to say to airport security

Via an email from Grishnash, here's a funny little episode:
CHICAGO (AP) - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.
I hope he doesn't have to go to jail. That would be sad. But of all the things to tell the security guard it was...

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