Why won't God heal amputees?

I found a link to this on No Man's Blog. It's pretty funny. It asks the question "Why won't God heal amputees?" For an atheist like myself, the answer is easy: because she doesn't exist. But it's a harder question for people who do believe in the ability of prayer to heal the sick. If prayer can move God to put someone's cancer into remission (and many claim it does have this power), why can't it regrow a lost limb?

I admit this is a pretty cheap shot and I suspect most Christians and other theists have a more sophisticated understanding of the power of prayer than one that would be challenged by this question. They understand that prayer can affect things in our mind and spirit (which can have an effect on our immune system and our bodies' well-being), but not actually bend the laws of physical reality. Faith doesn't actually move mountains all by itself. If it did, mining companies would keep a few devout people on the payroll and use them to help look for new deposits of ore.

But many people do not have such a sophisticated understanding of prayer. They really think it can do anything. And it is fun to mock these people. Neener neener neener.

Comments

beepbeepitsme said…
God doesn't have time to cure human amputees, he is busy helping starfish to grow back limbs.
AutismNewsBeat said…
To take a contrarian point of view, only because the Packers lost yesterday and I'm in a pissy mood, it depends on how you define "heal". If you lose your legs, and don't feel too happy about it, then prayer can make you accept your condition, and thus "heal you".
Zachary Drake said…
God doesn't have time to cure human amputees, he is busy helping starfish to grow back limbs.

A good explanation, but does this not contradict the doctrine of God's omnipotence?

it depends on how you define "heal". Yes, I suppose so. God can do anything...as long as we are free to twist the definition of "anything" to accommodate any outcome whatsoever.

But I think when people claim that prayer has "healing" powers, they don't just mean that it "heals" us mentally. (Heck, even I think prayer could have psychological benefits, which could lead to physical improvements of a certain kind.) They really think it can heal the underlying physical ailment.

But on some level, I think even most devout believers wouldn't expect prayer to be able to regenerate a lost limb. What bothers me is that they don't take seriously what this implies about their beliefs about the limits of the power of prayer.

I have a theory that at some level, everyone knows supernaturalist religion is bunk. That's why you have sayings like "The Lord moves in mysterious ways": they give you an excuse to turn off your brain when some difficulty comes up.
firemyars said…
The whole IDEA of god is just dumb . God doesn't heal , save or protect ANYONE ! There is no god . Before god would heal an amputee , it would first have to acknowledge the fact that it let a lotta jews(among other people throughout human history) die because a crazy talentless german thought that the world should be his . The germans thought of themselves as a christian army . And the new pope was a NAZI youngster(I forget the proper term).What does it take to make people realise that this is just LIFE .
Zachary Drake said…
Thanks for posting, firemyars. Indeed, the notion of a God with any benevolence whatsoever does run up against some pretty huge atrocities. Either you have to say God is capable of letting such things happen (or incapable of preventing them) or you have to somehow say that these events aren't atrocities.

I think the notion of the rewards and punishments in the afterlife is driven by the need to justify God's goodness in the face of all this worldly evil. A theist can say that all these worldly evils will be rectified in some final judgement or afterlife. And a used car salesperson can promise you that the vehicle is good for another 100,000 miles. But that don't make it so.
Anonymous said…
"Why won't God heal amputees is straw targeting. Really an excuse for hard line athiest materialism - nothing new but the preachy fundamentalist style.

Problem is understanding how athiests justify using their brains to figure all things out? If life began as a blind, automatic process, with no purpose in mind obviously our brains were never INTENDED to draw intellegent conclusions!
GOD Himself said…
I won't heal the amputees 'coz they're not sick, man... I already saved them from dying of bleeding and etc...

I am the fucking God, man!

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