Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Our Zombie President!


Not only is our president a zombie, he seems to have the ability to transform young Merchant Marine Academy graduates (in this case, one Gabriel Whitney) into zombies. Can you see the zombie love? Perhaps this explains why he thinks we can "stay the course" in Iraq: if we're zombies, there's no way the insurgents could harm us!

Sometimes I'm annoyed with the New York Times for lazily sinking into pro-Republican narratives (e.g. Getting caught up in pro-war hysteria, treating the Clintons' sex life as newsworthy, but not the sex life of Republicans, etc.). But clearly, whoever decided to run this Charles Dharapak/Associated Press photo in today's Times wasn't out to flatter the president. As a courtesy to the "paper of record" I'll link to the article, but I suspect you might have to be a TimesSelect subscriber to see it.

[Update: more photos from the Zombie Sequence]

3 Comments:

Blogger Anthony said...

Bah.

Zombies are substandard shock troops. Everyone knows that. Even if they are primed to explode on death. -ahem-

12:30 AM, June 22, 2006  
Anonymous Sarah said...

I love this post. So funny.

7:06 AM, June 22, 2006  
Anonymous Zombie Reagan said...

In 2008 what we need is a REAL ZOMBIE PRESIDENT...

Show your support for Undead Americans -

- Zombie President Reagan!

9:10 PM, June 11, 2007  

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